There's one in every crowd.
It's good to have you with us, even if it's just for today. 
Stop Whispering. Start Shouting. 
Itchin' like a man on fuzzy tree.
Mostly dead is slightly alive.
I'm not one to say no to a good idea.
Restriction invites subversion.
Now accepting friendly wagers.
Free food tastes better.
Hot chicks call me a dork.
The fool, pitied.
It's fun to leave comments.
Pig tested. Monkey approved.
Full Flavored.
Because I said so.
Play nice.
Eager to please.
Giving thanks daily.
Making nudity fun again.
Read it for the articles.
I am Michael's blog.
Your mileage may vary.