October 2003
Great pornographic picture
(NSFW, obviously.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 30, 2003 at 12:48 AM
Erich von Däniken theme park of the Gods
(I still have a twinge of hope this guy's got some of it right.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 29, 2003 at 10:38 PM
Fox News stupid, again.
(Who put the mercury in the water cooler over there? Jeez.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 29, 2003 at 06:35 PM
Logical, well thought out requests from Iran
(No more cowboys.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 29, 2003 at 01:31 PM
That'll teach them!
(I had a similar reaction to disco.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 27, 2003 at 06:16 PM
Heart Disease for Teens!
(Kids today...they just want to start everything early.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 27, 2003 at 01:28 PM
Heh, triplets.
(I look nothing like my brother.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 25, 2003 at 12:45 AM
Funny advert on old CNN story about Mir
(Classic.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 24, 2003 at 04:15 PM
Top-Earning Dead Celebs
(What a great list.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 24, 2003 at 12:21 PM
Lightning strikes Christ; Mel Gibson OK
(Shameless plugging of Atheistweb.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 24, 2003 at 10:45 AM
Scalia loves gay sex!
(Well, he won't stop talking about it. What a jackhole.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 24, 2003 at 09:05 AM
Some U.S. soldiers on leave don't return to Iraq
(They just want to be like their Commander-in-Chief, that's all.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 22, 2003 at 05:16 PM
Yahoo News - Hackers and Crackers
(Yay.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 22, 2003 at 04:54 PM
Zen hacker, explorer, future inmate - grounded.
(This guy sounds like he pretty much rules.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 22, 2003 at 04:47 PM
"He's a very strong boy, a strong swimmer"
(plenty of 'strong swimmers' ended up as rock frosting, though. Dude's just lucky.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 21, 2003 at 06:35 PM
Street terms for drugs, according to the White House
(I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 21, 2003 at 08:23 AM
Coolest porn site name in a while
(JoyofSpex.com - chicks in glasses.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 20, 2003 at 10:38 PM
Halloween in Las Vegas
(That's where you'll find me.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 20, 2003 at 06:33 PM
Joel on the Bible as anthology
(People forget that literalism and fundamentalism like we have today is fairly recent.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 20, 2003 at 01:36 PM
Wacko!
(This guy is exactly what America doesn't need.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 20, 2003 at 12:33 PM
Mother Teresa - Not a saint
(The best question is why everyone thinks she is.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 20, 2003 at 11:32 AM
Free tickets ahead!
(This is clever.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 20, 2003 at 11:14 AM
Wil 0wn5 the bible.
(Wil 0wn5, in general. I can't wait to take my own Vegas pics next weekend.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 20, 2003 at 08:40 AM
Dewey Defeats Yankees!
(My newspaper's on the west coast, so stuff like this doesn't happen. )
Posted by Michael Doss on October 17, 2003 at 09:00 AM
Blaine suffering, with 2 days left
(Maybe you shouldn't have locked yourself in a box for a month and a half, jackass.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 17, 2003 at 08:43 AM
Singapore finally Time Warps
(It's about time...for me to go again. It's been months!)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 16, 2003 at 06:14 PM
Vegan Halloween party
(That's a good time, right there.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 16, 2003 at 12:50 PM
Studio plans movie based on Cubs fan's "blunder"
(This is insane, inane, and absurd.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 16, 2003 at 12:34 PM
Hey! Wil Wheaton says back the fuck off!
(I've been linking to Wil a lot lately. But he's right a lot.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 16, 2003 at 11:11 AM
Purple Frog!
(That frog rules, but it has nothing to do with the Purple Proselytizer below.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 15, 2003 at 01:13 PM
Prince discussion at AtheistWeb
(shameless plugging.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 15, 2003 at 01:06 PM
Wil with my first "laugh out loud" of the day.
(Buckner knows the basics.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 15, 2003 at 09:10 AM
CGI Proxy
(This would be very handy.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 14, 2003 at 09:37 PM
My Name is Prince! Read this Pamphlet!
(This is possibly the weirdest thing I've read in weeks.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 14, 2003 at 06:57 PM
Supreme Court to Revisit Online Porn Law
(Why are republicans fighting for a law that takes parenting out of their hands?)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 14, 2003 at 01:14 PM
Classless baseball
(I tend to disagree with sports writers, but Phil Taylor's right on the mark here.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 13, 2003 at 05:20 PM
Wil does radio
(I did radio. I like to remind everyone of that often.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 13, 2003 at 04:49 PM
MSNBC uses the "Bush is our Savior" picture
(I thought only Bush considered himself as such...)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 13, 2003 at 04:16 PM
O'Reilly continues to think everyone smears but him.
(Someone get this guy some new glasses and shoehorn for the stick up his ass.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 13, 2003 at 01:48 PM
Telekinetic monkeys
(I like monkeys.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 13, 2003 at 09:02 AM
Important news on CNN's front page
(Thank God I know.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 12, 2003 at 06:22 PM
Asshole racist school officials
(They think they're the good guys for treating everyone the same...)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 12, 2003 at 08:18 AM
My mistress stands out behind!
(ut quatiant illas clunes sanas!)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 11, 2003 at 09:44 AM
Dennis Miller thinks he's funny
(But he's not. No, boy, he's not.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 10, 2003 at 07:00 PM
Pat Robertson is a terrorist
(If he were browner and poorer and said these things, he'd be in jail right now.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 10, 2003 at 10:31 AM
O'Reilly trying to say the Times is biased, but he isn't.
(How many ways can I say it? This guy's a lying, pompus ass.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 09, 2003 at 02:06 PM
Phones go boom!
(Well, I bet it's more of a 'pop, hiss', but you get the idea.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 09, 2003 at 08:53 AM
The girl in this pornography has my set of dishes (NSFW).
(Well, I have a plate that matches, at least.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 09, 2003 at 01:08 AM
"He has the will of a thousand men"
(But he's got the bite of just one tiger...)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 07, 2003 at 05:30 PM
Fifty Reasons Not to Vote for Arnold
(50 pretty good ones, too.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 07, 2003 at 04:01 PM
Run, Republicans, run! We're coming to get you!
(Sadly enough, some conservitives WILL take this as a 'liberal' media plot.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 07, 2003 at 01:51 PM
Spun, biased, and correct article from Alternet
(It's what so many of us want to say, but would be laughed at for.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 06, 2003 at 01:11 PM
Suicide Webcast Killed
(That's the headline of the day, right there.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 06, 2003 at 11:12 AM
Woman opens fire at church, killing her mother, pastor and herself
(Sad stuff.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 05, 2003 at 11:29 PM
Yikes. Tiger goes crazy on Roy.
(Right after his debut Onion article, too.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 04, 2003 at 01:22 AM
Hey man, what do you expect?
(I especially enjoy the term 'racist political venom'.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 03, 2003 at 05:39 PM
Commodore 64 Emulator for Nokia 3650
(Geek, party of one? Your table's ready.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 03, 2003 at 03:24 PM
The Daily Show on Santa Cruz impeachment letter
(This should be entertaining.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 03, 2003 at 03:06 PM
"Grandpa" Al Lewis not dead yet
(But he's close. And missing a leg!)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 03, 2003 at 09:08 AM
Wil muses about Bravo's new poker series
(I heard Johnny Carson throws a hell of a game.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 02, 2003 at 10:43 PM
Jesse Jackson? That's just my baby daddy
(A very entertaining read from 2001 I happened upon.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 02, 2003 at 12:32 PM
Topless girl posing with fish (NSFW)
(She's just posing with it. Really.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 02, 2003 at 12:47 AM
The Free State Project
(At least it means fewer libertarians here.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 01, 2003 at 06:26 PM
Libertarians choose New Hampshire as "free state"
(Not my political stance, but an interesting expiriment I've been following.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 01, 2003 at 06:11 PM
Bush lies in the State of the Union, and why a Special Prosecutor's Investigation Is Needed
(Good, in depth article from FindLaw.)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 01, 2003 at 01:34 PM
Colorado county official says jurors are "answerable to God"
(Nutjob didn't think someone would have a problem with this?)
Posted by Michael Doss on October 01, 2003 at 01:29 PM
