August 26, 2003

An open Reply to professoreric, Re: Re: our Extended Flirtation

(This was written as a response to professoreric's "open letter." If you haven't read his letter yet, please read his first before reading mine. Thanks.)

My darling professoreric,

The passion of our love grows stronger in each passing moment we are apart. We overcame Boss man's plan to separate us; our twice-weekly early morning (and don't forget) evening trysts prove that our adoration and tenderness for each other have prevailed.

Your consideration of my health and well-being make my heart flutter and my left earlobe twitch. I cannot deny that your thoughtfulness and attentiveness are two of the many reasons I love you so.

But you are right… for the sake of everything we’ve built together, we must put our affair on hiatus. In your absence, I promise to turn to Yoshi for comfort and love & am grateful for your call to action that the rest of my friends fill this gaping hole in my heart with their support.

I look forward to our more erotic IMs, eating our personal pan pizzas, and designing (telepathically) the orange campaign materials of the Genevieve Gallen for Governor of California movement.

Oh my precious grapefruit seed, I eagerly await your recovery so that we may walk the halls of our offices hand-in-hand again.


Your tiny salted preserved plum,

:: jozjozjoz ::

PS- I shall treasure your Sharpie & Post-it artistic renderings for all eternity.

Posted by jozjozjoz at August 26, 2003 02:49 PM | TrackBack
Comments

no, krix was wrong...*this* is by far the sweetest thing ever! ;)

Posted by: azure at August 26, 2003 02:56 PM

sniff . . . sob . . . talk amongst yourselves; i'm feeling verklempt . . . sob.

beautiful, joz, simply beautiful.

Posted by: keith at August 26, 2003 04:01 PM

step one: clench all fingers except for index finger into a tight fist

step two: open mouth

step three: insert index finger into mouth

step four: gag

Posted by: Sharky the Kid at August 26, 2003 04:57 PM

LOL!

Posted by: egypt at August 26, 2003 06:05 PM

Ahh cubical love. Shhh don't tell Yoshi.

I'm glad I work with nothing but men and they are all over weight, hairy, and married.

Besides I have a hawt wife.

Posted by: kevin at August 27, 2003 07:48 AM

you two should really work more and do less of this--whatever you want to call it. freaks you are! just how many boyfriends do you need, may i ask? evening trysts, indeed!

Posted by: yoshi! at August 27, 2003 08:19 PM
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