Excerpted from a Reuters article on CNN.com about the Bennifer (or Affpez) movie 'Gigli':
Among its biggest problems is a love scene in which Lopez spreads her legs and tells a smoldering Affleck, "It's turkey time. Gobble, gobble."
I swear, I don't think I ever want to eat turkey again. And it gives a whole new meaning to "turkey dog." Blecch.
UPDATE:
Reviews from FoxNews.com, PageSix.com, and MegaStar in the UK.
All mention the infamous "Gobble. Gobble" line. Ew. Ew. Ew!
UPDATE #2: Don't forget the whole business about the airbrushing of the movie poster. Jane has the goods.
Posted by jozjozjoz at July 30, 2003 04:53 PM | TrackBackWorst. Line. EVER!
Posted by: sledge at July 30, 2003 04:58 PMI've been meaning to blog about this myself, but I'm gonna wait until this curse of a film is unleashed upon the unsuspecting public, where it can do more damage.
Posted by: Robert W. Leu at July 30, 2003 05:27 PMOh for the love of pete and all that's green! That's atrocious!
Posted by: Nicole at July 30, 2003 05:33 PMbut i like white meat ... har har har.
Posted by: tj at July 30, 2003 05:36 PMI read that too. I don't think I am completely naive, but what the hell is 'gobble, gobble' supposed to mean? It is like they were trying to make a bad film. Sounds like it worked.
Posted by: Hunter at July 30, 2003 06:06 PMOMFG i am rolling please tell me this is a joke!!!
if a man ever said that about me - i'd be like um hello mood killer!
... that's pretty nasty.
Posted by: Dinh at July 30, 2003 08:28 PMHunter,
If you read the comments on IMDB, it's actually quite funny. I think you hit the nail on the head!
Posted by: :: jozjozjoz :: at July 30, 2003 08:55 PMIt's both stupid AND "Ew"!
Posted by: krix at July 30, 2003 09:17 PMSo those are giblets in J Ho's ass. Now I see.
Posted by: Annessa at July 30, 2003 09:25 PMis it bad that i've been running around work going "gobble gobble"?
Posted by: eve at July 30, 2003 10:49 PMAre you grossed out because it is oral sex or the fact that it is oral sex between J-lo and Ben?
Posted by: Yog Sothoth at July 31, 2003 08:33 AMwhat the...
Posted by: paul at July 31, 2003 02:01 PMI imagine J-Lo spreading her legs and flies and bugs and stuff flying out.
Ew.
Posted by: :: jozjozjoz :: at July 31, 2003 02:11 PMThis might be fun to go see. Just to be SNARKY!
Posted by: Zen at July 31, 2003 02:59 PMI'll never look at the jack in the box commercial the same way again. "All i'm saying is... Any bird that goes Gobble Gobble is just asking to be made into a sandwich."
Posted by: eve at July 31, 2003 11:37 PMGirl, you are just sick and wrong. (Put it away, now!)
Posted by: :: jozjozjoz :: at August 1, 2003 12:15 AM