jozjozjoz.com :: brain barf: Joz says "Good morning!" to the gardener (aka 'the scary shit you might see if you look in our house')

July 20, 2003

Joz says "Good morning!" to the gardener (aka 'the scary shit you might see if you look in our house')

The gardener is supposed to come on Saturday mornings. He didn't come yesterday, so we just figured he flaked.

This morning, I opened the door to my bedroom and saw the gardener peering into the house.

Did I mention I was only wearing my bra and underwear?

I slammed the door shut and put a kimono on before going out there and asking what he wanted.

He said he was here to work on the lawn. (Duh. Aside for coming over and being a freakin' peeping tom, what the hell else do you come for?)

UPDATE: No, I was not wearing my Bitchy Kat™ panties. And, no, Mikey2, I will not model them for you. And, unless you'd like your corneas to be burned to a crisp, no, you do not WANT to see me in my bra and panties. I must give the gardener some credit. I cannot believe he did not weed whack his eyes out of his after seeing such a disgusting sight.

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Lol..
I wish I could have seen your face =)

Posted by: Sonia at July 20, 2003 10:03 PM

That must have been fun for all!

Posted by: TW at July 21, 2003 07:09 AM

Hmm I'm sure after peeping on you, he'll be doing some whacking but it won't be the weeds. ;)

Hey my neighboors have had to have seen me naked more times than I could count. I'm just an exhibitionist at heart I guess.

Posted by: Kevin at July 21, 2003 08:07 AM

Yeah, see above.

My hubby loves to be nekid.
Oh, and you should give yerself some credit.
Your gardner has probably been wanting to peep at you since day one!

Posted by: Ginny at July 21, 2003 08:38 AM

I bet the gardener had just the look he wanted for a good days work...not on the garden!!
Kevin go put on some clothes!!

Posted by: Moe at July 21, 2003 08:40 AM

I don't f*cking care what the excuse is, I woulda fired the d*mn gardener for window-peeping. Houses have doors for knocking! Sick SOB...

Posted by: OutOutBlogger at July 21, 2003 12:06 PM

at least only being in your underwear, it's less for you to spill on! I mean seriously, have you EVER actually SPILLED something on your underwear??

Posted by: froggie at July 21, 2003 07:47 PM

um...yep, i woulda given him his walking papers too...then again, he definitely would've taken his eyes out if he had seen ME! ;)

Posted by: Azure at July 22, 2003 06:52 AM

luckily you werent naked :-) and luckily you saw him quickly!

Posted by: Paul at July 22, 2003 09:14 AM

Bullshit baby - you're beautiful!

Posted by: gingersmack at July 23, 2003 01:15 AM