May 28, 2003

Rejected slogans...

One of the cool things Heather implemented when she jazzed up my blog was the cool little rotating blog title thing on the browser bar. (Sorry, not quite awake yet & definitely not being articulate right now.)

I saw that Annie used the The Advertising Slogan Generator to generate hers so I did the same.

Hit 'refresh' a few times and you'll get to see cool (and semi-cool) sayings like:

-Got jozjozjoz?

-If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as jozjozjoz

-Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's jozjozjoz (my personal favorite)

Here are some of the REJECTED slogans (and why I rejected them)...

- Now with 50% more jozjozjoz
Um, there definitely does not need to be any more of me, I've got enough poundage as it is.

-Taste the jozjozjoz
Um, no tasting of me allowed by anyone other than Hunny.

-No-One Does Chicken Like jozjozjoz
I don't want to be known as the sicko that does chickens. Ew.

-They're Yummy For Your jozjozjoz
I don't like the way you're licking your lips while you say that.

-jozjozjoz Prevents That Sinking Feeling
Don't want to be accused of false advertising here.

-You Press the jozjozjoz, We Do the Rest.
Stay away from me with that garlic press.

-Aaahh, jozjozjoz!
'Nuf said.

-A Finger of jozjozjoz is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! Stay away from my fingers!

Posted by jozjozjoz at May 28, 2003 10:42 AM | TrackBack
Comments

BWAHAHHA! I love that slogan generator. It gives me a good chuckle every time.

Posted by: Hunter at May 28, 2003 05:53 PM

oh i sooo have to tell you, this makes you so cool! I need a slogan Joz!...help me! kisses my love

Posted by: edd at May 28, 2003 09:27 PM

Jozjozjoz...the name says it all.

Posted by: Mike at May 28, 2003 09:38 PM

Awww, keep the chicken one. I promise I won't take it the wrong way. o:-)
your right, I will take it the wrong way. trash it.

Posted by: Alteredboy at May 28, 2003 10:05 PM

I've the the urge to jozjozjoz. :p

Ok that was my lame attempt...hehe

Posted by: Kevin at May 29, 2003 07:47 AM
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