Today is National Pretzel Day. Go and eat a pretzel.
Today is also Hug an Australian Day.
Let's combine it for National Hug an Australian-Eating-a-Pretzel-Day.
My favorite part is the pretzel saying: "I am salty and delicious." Oooh baby.

Artistic rendering and photo provided by Eric and Jocelyn.
UPDATE:
Coley has outdone me.
Ooohh... Heath Ledger eating a pretzel
"National Rape An Australian Eating A Pretzel Day"
Posted by: coley at April 26, 2003 05:05 PMDo I get double points if I hug an Australian while eating a pretzel?
Posted by: sean at April 27, 2003 06:17 AMSince I'm awarding points, TRIPLE THEM!
Posted by: :: jozjozjoz :: at April 27, 2003 09:19 PMi ate an authentic philadelphia soft pretzel on saturday ... and now i know that subconsciously i knew it was pretzel day.
Posted by: tj at April 28, 2003 08:38 AMHow about "Hug a Pretzel, Eat An Australian Day"???
Posted by: ~Mel at April 29, 2003 12:08 PMA room without books is like a body without a soul.