February 28, 2002

Check out Peek: N-dimensional polytope

Check out Peek: N-dimensional polytope visualization by cross-section and projection.

Posted by Michael Doss at 09:37 PM | Comments (2)

February 27, 2002

Do notice the link to

Do notice the link to six degrees of blogeration on the left. It's spreading quick, get in on it.

Posted by Michael Doss at 09:12 PM | Comments (0)

Work is not kicking my

Work is not kicking my ass, surprisingly enough. Work, in fact, is great. The hours I'm keeping are rough, but I'm getting used to them. The drawback, however, is that I'm no longer able to be online as much as I would like to/was used to being. I can update insignifica from work, but rarely have the time to do so. At home, looking for work, I'd spend hours on IRC - now I'm there, idling, keeping ops in my channels, but having very little time to chat. Some websites (like wil wheaton dot net, slashdot, etc.) I've hardly visited at all since working. Definitely a lifestyle change.

Some jackass or natural event cut a fiber optic line somewhere between Los Angeles and Irvine, meaning I have no internet access and no ability to take incoming phone calls. What does this mean? It means as a tech support guy, I'm sitting here playing solitare and writing when I would be working otherwise. I can't get anywhere on the internet (I'm writing this to post later), can't get or send emails, and can't do any tech support.

Well, now I can. But it's later than it was before.

Posted by Michael Doss at 01:31 PM | Comments (0)

Re: Wheel of Fortune, here's

Re: Wheel of Fortune, here's an article from her school paper about Blythe Hartley. the girl who kicked my ass on the show, and who is the subject of the second question people ask me when they've seen my episode: "Was that chick next to you really that hot?" Yes, she was attractive. She was also very nice.

Posted by Michael Doss at 07:09 AM | Comments (2)

February 26, 2002

Who are you, and why

Who are you, and why are you reading my blog?

Leave me a note and let me know.

No, really. Leave me a note. I just want to know who you are. Thanks.

Posted by Michael Doss at 11:29 AM | Comments (8)

February 24, 2002

While I'm amazingly frightened by

cheetos.jpgWhile I'm amazingly frightened by the new Color Changing Cheetos, I'm also amazingly entertained by foods of weird color, like these Cheetos and purple and green ketchup. Here's the story with the Cheetos - they look like regular cheetos, but when you eat one, they turn your tongue either blue or green. They use a moisture activated dye (which itself is colorless and tasteless), so on contact with the tongue the color comes out. Not a bad idea...it got me to buy a bag. They don't taste any different than regular Cheetos (which are, in general, much greasier than I remember), and they have the added bonus of making friend wonder why their tongues are green or blue.

Posted by Michael Doss at 04:15 PM | Comments (2)

It seems that I was

It seems that I was on national television last night, once again. It's weird being seen by millions, and not even knowing while it's happening. Some more evidence:
image 1 | image 2 | image 3 | image 4 | check

Posted by Michael Doss at 11:41 AM | Comments (3)

February 21, 2002

Very often I go to

Very often I go to WebCollage to find random web pages to visit (check it out, it's a great site). I found the following random page using it, nothing too extraordinary, but one picture on it was awesome:



It don't get much better that old guys in dirty shirts with naughty cultural references that aren't always immediately obvious.

Posted by Michael Doss at 09:10 PM | Comments (1)

February 19, 2002

Whoops...British troops 'invade' Spain.

Whoops...British troops 'invade' Spain.

Posted by Michael Doss at 08:57 PM | Comments (0)

It's so true:

It's so true:

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Posted by Michael Doss at 05:52 AM | Comments (4)

February 18, 2002

Some notes: Thanks to Jessy

Some notes:

  • Thanks to Jessy and, uh, Chris, for oral sex. Join the fun.
  • My Vegas write up is written - on Hilton stationary - so I need to type it out. Expect it soon.
  • The LiveCam will be down until later. My sister is borrowing the camera. You'll have to enjoy the other two.
  • Going to bed at 9PM is weird. Weirder still is wanting to go to bed at 9PM because you're exhausted. Good night.

    Posted by Michael Doss at 08:38 PM | Comments (1)
  • Egads. Work. Work is not

    Egads. Work.

    Work is not at all bad...in fact, it seems like a cool job. I'm doing tech support/QA, meaning I answer email (and eventually phone calls), diagnose problems, and am learning more about every possible aspect of RAM than I thought was possible. Beyond that, I work with a friend, can dress casually (jeans and tshirts are the norm), and there are no hair/earrings/etc. restrictions. It's also fairly easy to get to on the bus. A prime find.

    The only part that's requiring a huge lifestyle change is the hours...I work 7a-4p, and have to wake up at 5:15a to meet my carpool at 6:15a. I'm used to going to bed at 2a, and would occasionally, over the past 7 months I was unemployed, stay up till the time I now have to get up. I did it all throughout high school, and it's easier now: I don't have homework, and most of my friends can't stay out that late on work days, for similar reasons. Still, it's rough flipping your day around. But they're paying me for it. I can live with that.

    Posted by Michael Doss at 07:51 PM | Comments (2)

    February 17, 2002

    Where've I been? Vegas! (for

    Where've I been? Vegas! (for 33 hours between leaving and coming home, anyway, and 12 of those on buses). Why was I in Vegas?

    I got a job!

    Joe found me a position working with him doing tech support. It means early hours (6:30AM or something awful), but it's paying work with benefits. It also means I owe him $100, which he'll likely refuse.

    I'll be writing up a vegas recap - needless to say I didn't win. More to come.

    Posted by Michael Doss at 12:32 AM | Comments (1)

    February 14, 2002

    Great discussion over at Anil's

    Great discussion over at Anil's page about linking and new windows. Look for yours truely getting ripped a new one by other user's comments =)

    Note: clicking that link will open the page in a new window, like it or not =)

    Posted by Michael Doss at 01:32 PM | Comments (1)

    February 13, 2002

    Readership is up. That's good.

    Readership is up. That's good. Comments are down. That's not. Damnit. It's weird, I always ask people to leave comments, and think nothing of it, but when I go to other sites asking the same thing, I feel funny just leaving a "Hi, I'm here reading" note. Leave a note. I want to see who's coming here =)

    Posted by Michael Doss at 09:05 PM | Comments (8)

    Fuck. Why didn't anyone tell

    Fuck. Why didn't anyone tell me MTV's 'Real World' sets up stakes in Sin City? I don't want to go to NYC, or Chicago, or London or Miami, but Vegas? I'd be on that in a minute. Plus, instead of a house, they're on the 28th floor of the Palms. I'm even potentally problematic...the loudmouth atheist with the girlfriend back home. Damn. Missed opportunities.

    Posted by Michael Doss at 01:25 AM | Comments (0)

    Some style changes to the

    Some style changes to the site...I never knew how much the look would change just by making links non-bolded. Also fixed up/updated some of the links to the left. Take a look.

    Posted by Michael Doss at 12:25 AM | Comments (0)

    February 12, 2002

    I very well may be

    I very well may be pregnant. I just took a bowl of cereal, sliced a banana onto it, and then covered it in berry yogart, and it's one of the tastiest things I've ever made.

    Posted by Michael Doss at 10:41 PM | Comments (2)

    I need some ideas. I

    I need some ideas. I have 4 webcams now, the artcam, the live cam, the cheap cam, and the soon to be installed cheapcam2. My question: what should I do with them?

    The artcam is fine on it's own...it makes pretty colors sometimes, is permanantly and stylisticly out of focus, and handles light much differently from the rest of the cams. The livecam is my Panasonic digital palmcorder, and it makes me happy to know it's doing something other than sitting in a box like video cameras tend to do. While it's picture quality is superior to that of the cheapcams, I don't want them all just pointing at me - that's boring. What should I do with them? They have to stay in this room (it's where most of the house's computers are, and the rest of the people who live here don't want them around). Just throw some ideas out.

    Posted by Michael Doss at 12:45 PM | Comments (1)

    February 11, 2002

    Word of the day: Main

    Word of the day:

    Main Entry: Self-monarchize
    Function: verb
    Date: 2002-02-11
    Definition: the process of declaring oneself monarch.
    Original Usage: "The FCC has problems with very specific things, self-monarchization isn't one of them."

    Posted by Michael Doss at 10:37 PM | Comments (0)

    Since my girlfriend doesn't read

    Since my girlfriend doesn't read this site, it's safe to say what I got her for Valentine's day. What'd I get her? Only the coolest Valentine's day gift ever.

    Posted by Michael Doss at 10:27 PM | Comments (2)

    Wil said so, and I'm

    Wil said so, and I'm going to have to agree: this is the best...picture...ever.

    Posted by Michael Doss at 02:21 PM | Comments (1)

    February 10, 2002

    Good golly! Another cam on

    Good golly! Another cam on Insignifica! When will the madness end?

    Now in the right menu bar, the Cheapcam. Frys was selling no-frills webcams for $30 with a $25 rebate, meaning $5 cameras. They're USB, so a hub and $50 and all of a sudden my office will be a digital art installation.

    Posted by Michael Doss at 04:54 PM | Comments (5)

    February 09, 2002

    Do you have any eating

    Do you have any eating establishment you go where someone there knows your "regular" dish/drink/meal/order? Can you walk in and say "I'll have my regular" and get it?

    Posted by Michael Doss at 12:39 AM | Comments (1)

    February 08, 2002

    I've sold out, finally (careful,

    I've sold out, finally (careful, it's a naughty link). I get 100 or so unique visitors a day looking for porn at michris.com, so I'm sending them where they want to go and hopefully making some money in the process. Nearly all these people were looking for that anyway.

    Posted by Michael Doss at 12:47 AM | Comments (0)

    February 06, 2002

    A couple of images from

    A couple of images from today, "Jesus vs. Kung Fu Hamster" and "floating ball" (it's in front of the picture frame)
    jesushamster1.jpg

    floatingball.jpg

    Posted by Michael Doss at 10:50 PM | Comments (0)

    Be sure to check out

    Be sure to check out "how much is inside?", a funny web site.

    Posted by Michael Doss at 09:45 PM | Comments (0)

    February 05, 2002

    It's the magic Jesus!

    It's the magic Jesus!

    Posted by Michael Doss at 04:17 PM | Comments (8)

    It's time to rotate the

    It's time to rotate the kitch.

    Eh, you say? Well, I have lots of stuff. I mean, LOTS. Toys, games, figurines, collectables, pictures, etc. I like displaying it, but my office is only so big, so I have to rotate things in and out to give it all exposure. I don't have a set schedule for this, it usually happens when I get something new (like my Kung Fu Hamster), or when I clean my desk, or when I'm just tired of looking at the same stuff. For your edification (partial list):

    rotating in:

  • Jesus
  • Working Lava Lamp
  • Wee plastic walrus

    rotating out:

  • Army men, lizards, purple octopus and centipede woman from the monitor.
  • 18" inflatible "Scream" (Munch style)
  • Kung Fu Hamster

    One of the cams (more coming soon!) is usually pointed at kitch. Enjoy.

    Posted by Michael Doss at 03:35 PM | Comments (1)
  • February 04, 2002

    Coins It's been ages since

    Coins




    It's been ages since I did any photography for the sake of photography, so I put together a short collection entitled "coins". Too many trips to Vegas and left over $0.50 cent pieces (acquired when you get a blackjack, paying 2-to-1, with a $5 bet) drove me to take these pictures. The lighting's not perfect, but I'm especially happy with three, five, and seven. Enjoy.

    Posted by Michael Doss at 04:30 PM | Comments (3)

    February 01, 2002

    Weird news of the day

    Weird news of the day (so far anyway, it is early):Woman breastfeeds abandoned baby monkey.

    Pictures and everything!

    Posted by Michael Doss at 09:04 AM | Comments (1)

    Do you need any Shocking

    Do you need any Shocking Bible Verse Products?

    Posted by Michael Doss at 01:29 AM | Comments (1)