August 31, 2001
A link from Chris: check
A link from Chris: check out the Current definitions of the SI units. A neat resource for all us geeks out there...
August 30, 2001
Reblogger works, and it works
Reblogger works, and it works well. I'm very pleased. See my previous post for a link. Leave me messages, I've missed conversing with my loyal readers.
August 29, 2001
Testing out the new Reblogger
Testing out the new Reblogger system for comments...
Looking for a headache? Check
Looking for a headache? Check out the rotating circles.
Lobster Magnet! Left Claw North....RIGHT
Lobster Magnet! Left Claw North....RIGHT CLAW SOUTH!
August 28, 2001
Hello to everyone coming here
Hello to everyone coming here because they saw me mentioned at Ernie's House Of Whoopass. If you haven't seen his site before, check it out. Offensive humor at it's best.
August 27, 2001
Gotta love state controlled bans
Gotta love state controlled bans of information resources: Internet banned in Afghanistan. Not that most Afganis had access any way, but still...
August 23, 2001
Ok, the popup ad is
Ok, the popup ad is currently down, as even I'm tired of it. But Chris reserves the right to ask for it back whenever he wants. James has also threatened to donate if I put up a link for him...
Holy Shit! Dance of the
Holy Shit! Dance of the Vampires is coming to Broadway! I've been listening to the German version of the show (Jim Steinman wrote the music for it) for the last year or so...I'm a HUGE Stienman fan, and now I need to take a trip to New York...
August 21, 2001
Alright, an update: If you
Alright, an update:
Sen. Jesse Helms to Retire

Sen. Jesse Helms to Retire
Thank goodness.
Wanna make your own Theseus
Wanna make your own Theseus and the Minotaur games? Use the Theseus and the Minotaur Maze Designer and Solver!
What a strange evening I'm
What a strange evening I'm having. Some random thoughts:
Those are the random thoughts. Thank you for listening.
Do you know me? Do
Do you know me? Do you have no idea who I am? Email me and let me know.
Oh, and there's still $100 for anyone who finds me a job...seriously. The Benjamin is in my hot little hands...
August 20, 2001
We've got to stop this
We've got to stop this menace before it gets out of control. Check out the Dihydrogen Monoxide Research Division.
I can't wait till we catch someone in congress or the senate talking about the dangers...
August 19, 2001
This story is too good
This story is too good not to post: "Man jumps into exhibit at New York's Bronx Zoo, says he wants to bond with gorillas"
I love headlines like that.
You know what's cool about
You know what's cool about being an adult? You can have as much pudding as you want. When you're young, you really can't, unless you sneak it. But, by the time you're old enough to have your pudding, you really shouldn't be eating that much pudding.
August 18, 2001
Looking for a way to
Looking for a way to pass the time and move your brain muscles? try Theseus and the Minotaur.
August 17, 2001
Warning, the following link and
Warning, the following link and image contain spoilers of the Planet Of The Apes movie. Read at your own risk.
For those of you wondering what some of the happenings are between Kevin Smith (of Clerks, etc. fame) and TIm Burton, check out the following from the View Askew site...
If you're feeling brave, be sure to check out the following picture from a three year old comic book of Smiths. Remind you of anything?
Remember this man, and his
Remember this man, and his cat?

My local ABC station ran a story about how it's not a real picture, and how the cat's fat, but not that big. No shit. I can sleep better now.
Most Los Angeles TV news is just entertainment and nonsense. Unfortuantly, CNN is now, too. I don't want Jim Lehrer, but I want good, hard news, and entertainment on my own time. Is that too much to ask?
The Landover Baptist Church has
The Landover Baptist Church has got to be the funniest thing I've seen since the Onion. Unsaved Unwelcome!
August 15, 2001
Awww...someone came to my site
Awww...someone came to my site looking for "Absurdist Edge". While that could be random, it's much more likely it was someone I know looking for either my old site or info on my old radio show. Ah, the memories...
August 14, 2001
Since I'm not working regularly,
Since I'm not working regularly, and I'm not sitting at the computer all day, I haven't been updating like I should be. I'm sorry. I'm planing on starting some new ventures soon involving a little side-business I've been plotting for a while; we'll see how it goes...
August 13, 2001
Miss Jessy updated her page
Miss Jessy updated her page with a webcam, updated "daily...[or when she feels] like it.". My kinda girl.
You'll notice my cam points at weird things, is blury, and is generally boring. I call it art. You should see what the cam is encased in. I'll get a pic of it soon...
August 09, 2001
There's nothing to make you
There's nothing to make you think quite like the headline "Town Rains Corn, Baffles Weather Experts". This one is interesting because it doesn't involve strong weather, which usually draws the raining object (frogs, easter eggs, what-have-you) into the air.
August 06, 2001
Glad to see that if
Glad to see that if you go to Yahoo or Google and type in "Jenna Bush nude", my site is in the top 20. I just wish I had something to deliver...
Human Cloning: Good. Human Cloning,
Human Cloning: Good.
Human Cloning, 2001: Not ready.
Human Cloning Ban: Bad.
Read more about it here.
August 04, 2001
Have I shared lately how
Have I shared lately how much I enjoy dynamic page generation? It allows me to make changes to a couple data files and see the results site wide, as each page calls these data files as I ask them to. Fantastic for folks like me with a standard template and frequent updates.
Word of the day: tetragrammaton
Word of the day:
tetragrammaton
Main Entry: tet·ra·gram·ma·ton
Pronunciation: "te-tr&-'gra-m&-"tän
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Greek, from neuter of tetragrammatos having four letters, from tetra- + grammat-, gramma letter
Date: 15th century
Definition: the four Hebrew letters usually transliterated YHWH or JHVH that form a biblical proper name of God -- compare YAHWEH
Thanks to the Merriam-Webster Dictionary.
I've never been an artist
I've never been an artist in the traditional sense. I can't draw well, I don't paint or sculpt, I never visualize as well as I'd like to. The images in my brain don't transfer well when my hands interpret them. I do write, however, and can make a decent web page. But all of a sudden I've had these urges to do some modern interactive electronic media art projects. I'm not sure why, or what I'll turn out. We'll see...
August 03, 2001
Bored, bored, bored. My girlfriend
Bored, bored, bored. My girlfriend is out of town, my friends are otherwise occupied, and I don't particularly feel like staying at home tonight. If anyone out there has any good ideas, let me know before I go insane...
August 01, 2001
An interesting email from Chris
An interesting email from Chris this morning:
We want the popup back!!!
What to do, what to do? Which group of fans should I appeal to? How about this: whoever finds me a job gets to decide the fate of the popup, various aspects of the page, and gets $100 from me. Get looking!

