Old Entries Found! The Blog is Complete!

Friends! I know I don’t update here much, but today I discovered the Internet Archive (http://archive.org) had every post from the “missing era” of Insignifica – From July 2011 until October 2013 – and almost all of the comments, and I was able to reintegrate them into the site. It’s not a huge amount of content, but I’m very glad it wasn’t lost forever when my web host went belly up. If you’d like to check it out, just scroll back from here, or start at the first of the “lost” posts (Insignifica Redux) and read forward.

This makes Insignifica complete with working comments, going back all the way to January 2001 (when the blog started). Enjoy!

How to fail at the internet, staring eBay.

eBay’s hack is all over the news today, so I decide to be proactive and change my password. Here’s how it went.

Me: Go to eBay, expect to see standard “there was a problem, change your password” prompt.

eBay: eBay!

Me: No prompt. Maybe I have to log in.

eBay: eBay!

Me: Logged in. Find account settings. Then CTRL-F for “password”. Nothing.

eBay: eBay!

Me: Find “Personal Information” link. Click to find password change link buried in other settings. Click through.

eBay: Hey, you should probably change your password. You know, now that you’re four levels deep in our site and already found the well-hidden password change page.

Me: Okay, time to change password.

eBay: LOL gonna make you enter your old password again, then click on a button to send yourself an email with a link that’ll let me change your password. Instead of just letting you change your password.

Me: Annoying, but fine. I’ll click the link.

eBay: HAHA enter your old password again.

Me: [old password, then new password, twice, because no one's figured out that maybe displaying a password on screen is okay sometimes]

eBay: Thanks! Here’s another login screen. Enter your new password.

Me: Christ, don’t most sites just have some secure cookie or something so that when I change my password, I don’t have to keep entering shit?

eBay: Please change your password!

Me: What? I just did that.

eBay: Please change your password! But enter your new “old” password first. You know, the one you changed it to two minutes ago. Oh, and your new new password can’t be the one you just changed it to. Also, there will be unclear instructions about ALSO entering a security question that’s below the “submit” button. You can’t move on until you figure it out!

Me: eBay, you’re fucking stupid.

eBay: eBay!

Goodbye, from a fan.

Remember when Angels baseball was on broadcast TV? No longer: Over-The-Air games have dwindled in number significantly over the last few years, especially after the team’s latest deal with Fox Sports. This year is the worst it’s ever been, though: of the 161 games slated for broadcast this season, 158 of them (98%) are cable-only. Only three are scheduled to be on Fox (all Saturday afternoon games), and none on KCOP.

Why is this? A 2011 deal between the team and Fox Sports, worth around $3 BILLION, means that if you want to watch games live, you better be willing to pay for cable. And don’t expect it to change – the deal is in place until the 2030s. Think of all the technological advances in the last 10 years (specifically mobile and streaming television), and realize that no matter what else happens with technology, we’re locked in having to pay for hundreds of other channels (to companies we all universally hate), all to watch live baseball.

The Angels, in all likelihood, probably don’t care (at least right now). They’re able to pay for big-name players with the money, and they honestly couldn’t care less if poor folks aren’t fans – poor folks can’t/don’t come to the stadium in the same numbers as the better off, more-likely-to-have-$80-to-$120-a-month-for-cable crowd.

I think the Angels (as well as the dozens of other teams that have signed similar contracts) will eventually come to regret the long-term nature of their choice. By then it may be too late, though, and a whole generation of potential fans, for whom cable TV was either too expensive or “something my parents used to have, before the internet”, will have moved on. This fan pretty much already has.

Who are you? Where did you see this?

Taking a very unscientific poll on who’s reading Insignifica, and how (i.e., directly from this page, RSS, some other aggregation, etc.).

Leave a comment if you see this!

An open letter to beer festivals

Dear Beer Festivals,

It’s not you, it’s me.

Don’t get me wrong, I love beer. And I love variety. And the social aspect is great, as is discovering new beers from breweries I’ve never bought a bottle from. I just don’t feel like I’m getting as much out of you as I could be.

Sometimes the venue is too small or too hot. Sometimes (like this summer), the whole event is so poorly run that it’s not worth waiting another hour in line for. And it’s always expensive, because even at a “no-limit” event, I can’t try anywhere near enough beers to justify the price. Some events are amazing, and they’re what has kept me going back. But honestly, I’ve had more fun lately at good brewpub restaurants – even some chains.

I know, it sounds like blasphemy. But they’re just really good at what they do.

By most measurements, this weekend’s LA Beer Fest was a Good Event. Lots of vendors with lots of choices. A mellow hipster crowd, and just a wee bit too crowded (midway through – there was plenty of space early). I had a pretty good time, and drank some amazing beers. But it also had a lot of problems I’m seeing across the board at these things. There was poor line/ticket management, and anyone who observed it for a few minutes could have snuck in, no problem. Promises were made about food that didn’t come to pass (this is a very common issue). The event, put together by big-names BevMo and Golden Road brewing, wasn’t mentioned on either’s website, and the ticketing agency (and its URLs) were so sketchy that I almost didn’t buy. And the “VIP” expereince, which is a common upsell at these things, was once again limited to getting in early, despite promises of special tastings and exclusive features and other fun things worth paying a 25% premium for.

In the end, I can’t get too mad at any leisure event. No one’s forcing me to attend, and as far as beer goes, I get what I expect. But even that’s not enough lately, so I think I’m breaking up with you. Maybe we’ll get together sometime in the future, but a dozen friends with a bottle each of something they like, or 4-6 of us at a 100-tap brewpub with a tasting menu is looking much, much better to me lately.


Sometimes you make good decisions when you’re young, and one of mine was to buy MichaelDoss.com before any of the other few hundred people with the name bought it. ┬áMostly it’s just forwarded here or had a generic landing page, but with some free time this afternoon I installed forum software and now have a working, useful place for all the other people named Michael Doss to come and chat.

This will either be a grand failure or a grand adventure. Oh, and the rest of you are welcome as well, though I have no idea what we’re all going to chat about.

What’s going on here?

Welcome back to Insignifica! You’ll notice some changes, mostly that the site I’ve had for the last couple years is gone – the victim of a hosting company that won’t/can’t give me my backups. But luckily for me my “classic” site (2001-2011) was backed up separately, so much of it was easy to import, and exists right below this post. Good work, me!

So what’s going to happen here? I’m not sure. I’m very, very happy having the old site (complete with comments!) available again, if for no reason other than I miss having the temporal references for life events. I’ll likely post here some more, and if I can get a hold of the 2011-2013 posts (which were a radically different format and much less regular), I’ll get them up. Otherwise, who knows. Let’s surprise each other and see what happens.

Hello readers!

This blog is too often ignored, mostly because I post to friends at Facebook, and I can filter my posts so easily there. I’ll promise to try to try harder at posting. If you’re reading this, tell me so I have some idea of who still reads (or more likely, still has it on their RSS feed reader).

Halloween Through The Ages

Because I’ve always wanted this all in one place, may I present the last 10 years of Halloween costumes.

2002 – Sacred Heart Jesus

2003 – Warrior angel

2004 – Lego Minifig

2005 – Ghostbuster

2006 – Turn-of-the-century strongman

2007 – Fidel Castro

2008 – Classic devil

2009 – Chicken-pecked Colonal Sanders

2010 – Perverted chicken

2011 – Blue Man Group member

2012 – Jamie Hyneman of the Mythbusters

Facebook analytics – How long since we’ve seen each other?

Today’s question: How long has it been since I’ve seen my Facebook friends?

Facebook makes for weird relationships – I’m closer with some people now than I ever was in high school or college, but often I haven’t seen those people in person in 10 or 15 years. Others I was very close to back then, and while we’re friends here, we don’t communicate often. First, the breakdown. I’ve seen:

10 (4%) of my Facebook friends today;
7 (3%) more in the last week;
16 (6%) between a week and a month ago;
21 (8%) between a month and six months ago;
13 (5%) between six months and a year ago;
72 (28%) between a year and five years ago;
30 (12%) between five and ten years ago;
73 (28%) between 10 and 20 years ago;
6 (2%) more than 20 years ago;
and 8 (3%) of you I’ve never met.

I’m not going to graph this out, but looking at the numbers, the majority of my FB friends fit into the “between a year and five years ago” and “between ten and twenty years ago” categories. The lull between (“between five and ten years ago”) is curious, and systematic of how you can make statistics “lie”. If I rewrote these categories to include a slightly longer time frame for the last two categories (say “between five and twelve years ago” and “between twelve and twenty-five years ago”), the 5-12 group would be the largest, by far, because it would include all the college friends I haven’t seen since graduation. An even larger group would be those I haven’t seen since between 1996 and 2000 (the end of high school through the end of college). It’s all about the questions you ask, and how your group your answers.

Otherwise, the numbers above are pretty much as I expected. With the exception of my girlfriend, everyone I’ve seen today I work with. Most of the folks I’ve seen in the last week and last month, as well. My core group of friends almost all fit into the “1-6 months ago” category due to summer get-togethers. 1-5 years is filled with ex-coworkers, and the larger groups in longer time frames mostly with school chums.

But what does it all mean? Clearly, we need to get together more often.